The Ultimate Survivor Series: TNA vs. WWE

Written by Demetrus Stokes

Saturday, 21 November 2009 03:22

With Survivor Series upon us, I thought it would be fun to put together a dream card. A card that though may never happen would certainly be fun to watch.

Ladies and gentleman, I give you the Ultimate Survivor Series. This would be a card where teams of TNA stars matchup against their rivals from the WWE.

The teams were assembled together at random. Some teams do take into account their associations with other stars, while others are just dream teams that I thought would be cool to put together.

This eight match card would be worth the price of admission be it live or on pay-per-view. It might be the longest pay-per-view in history but who cares! It's a fantasy card. After reading, comment on who you think would come out on top.

Match #1

Team Red (Amazing Red, Jay Lethal, Suicide, and The Motor City Machine Guns) vs. Team Mysterio (Rey Mysterio, Evan Bourne, Chavo Guerrero, Primo and Matt Hardy)

This match pits the best of the X-Divison versus the best of what would be WWE's Cruiserweights if the division still existed. Suicide and Jay Lethal, along with Primo, Chavo and Matt Hardy would be eliminated leaving Mysterio and Bourne to go against Amazing Red and the MCMG's. Surprisingly, Amazing Red is eliminated after a "West Coast Pop" by Mysterio. Later in the match, Evan Bourne goes for a Shooting Star Press, misses, and is pinned by Chris Sabin. In the end, the MCMG's are just too much for Rey as he goes down via Sliced Bread.

Winners: Team Red (Motor City Machine Guns sole survivors)

Match #2

Team World Elite (Eric Young, Rob Terry, Homicide and The British Invasion) vs. Team DX (Triple H, Shawn Michaels, John Morrison, Christian and Dolph Ziggler)

Factions go at it as the World Elite faces DX and their squad. Rob Terry accidentally eliminates Homicide and then is given a little Sweet Chin Music and is eliminated by HBK. The British Invasion then dominate most of the match beating Shawn Michaels to a pulp. HBK gets an opportunity and tags in Triple H who cleans house. Eric Young is doing commentary the entire match instead of participating. Triple H gives each member of TBI a Pedigree and they are gone. It is now all five members of Team DX versus Eric Young. Young tries to leave but is attacked by Ziggler. Ziggler throws Young into the ring hits the Zig Zag and then tags in John Morrison. Morrison hits "Starship Pain" and Team DX wins!

Winners: Team DX (All Members sole survivors)

Match #3

Team Knockouts (ODB, Awesome Kong, Tara, Taylor Wilde and Hamada) vs. Team Divas (Mickie James, Melina, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, and Katie Lea)

This is match featuring the best that women's wrestling has to offer! Taylor Wilde and Katie Lea are the first to go from their teams. ODB gets served with a Mick Kick while smacking her boobs and the Knockout's champ is gone! Tara then grabs the mic and talks about how she is so happy to be in TNA with a group of women who can actually wrestle. In a stunning turn of events, Poison bites her, she passes out and is pinned by Melina. Melina is then hit with a Hamada Driver and is gone. Hamada then taps out to a Sharpshooter courtesy of Natalya. Awesome Kong is left all alone to face Natalya, Mickie James and Beth Phoenix. Kong takes out Natalya and Mickie James with ease leaving the two Amazons, Kong and Phoenix to go one-on-one. Beth tries to body slam Kong only to fail and get hit with the Awesome Bomb.

Winners: Team Knockouts (Awesome Kong sole survivor)

Match #4

Team Sting (Sting, Team 3D, Rhino and D'Angelo Dinero ) vs. Team Taker (Undertaker, Kane, Great Khali, MVP and Mark Henry)

A dream matchup in the making! The Icon vs. The Phenom. Not one-on-one but we'll take what we can get. Kane and Khali take out Rhino and Dinero, but not before they take out MVP and Henry. Team 3D puts Khali through a table and he's eliminated. Kane and Taker take out team 3D and while celebrating, Sting hits the Scorpion Death Drop on Kane and pins him! It's now Taker vs. Sting one-on-one! They go back and forth. Taker hits Old School but can't get the pin. The momentum shifts in Sting's favor. He hits a Stinger Splash but can't get the win. Taker goes for a Tombstone but Sting rolls him up and gets the win. TNA has won three of the first four matches!

Winners: Team Sting (Sting sole survivor)

Match #5

Team Beautiful People (Velvet Sky, Madison Rayne, Lacey Von Erich, Alissa Flash and Sarita) vs. Team M&M (Michelle McCool, Maryse, Gail Kim, Alicia Fox and Kelly Kelly)

If not for McCool and Maryse this would be the point where you go to the bathroom or grab a snack. The WWE badly needs a win and they get it as McCool, Maryse and Gail Kim survive.

Winners: Team M&M (Michelle McCool, Maryse, and Gail Kim sole survivors)

Match #6

Team Angle (Kurt Angle, Desmond Wolfe, Mick Foley, and Beer Money, Inc.) vs. Team Jericho (Chris Jericho, Big Show, Jack Swagger, The Miz and R-Truth)

Who's the best wrestler in the world today? We may find out in this match. Desmond Wolfe eliminates R-Truth and The Miz. Jack Swagger eliminates Mick Foley and as he rejoices he is hit with the DWI by Beer Money. It's down to JeriShow versus Team Angle minus Mick Foley. Big Show takes out James Storm. Desmond Wolfe delivers a chair shot to Big Show and Angle, showing great strength, hits the Angle Slam and eliminates Show. Jericho gives a valiant effort but is hit with the Tower of London by Wolfe. Team Angle wins!

Winners: Team Angle (Kurt Angle, Desmond Wolfe and Robert Roode sole survivors)

Match #7

Team Hogan (Hulk Hogan, Bobby Lashley, Matt Morgan, Kevin Nash and Scott Steiner) vs. Team Cena (John Cena, Kofi Kingston, Batista and The Hart Dynasty)

The crowd is buzzing in anticipation for this match! Hogan chants all around the arena! He doesn't disappoint as he eliminates Tyson Kidd right from the onset! The surprise of the match comes in the form of DH Smith who shows brute strength and eliminates both Matt Morgan and Scott Steiner. The match continues and John Cena hits Kevin Nash with the Attitude Adjustment and Nash is gone! Bobby Lashley eliminates DH Smith and a game Kofi Kingston, leaving Lashley and Hogan to face Cena. Cena pins Bobby Lashley when Hogan clotheslines him by mistake leading to the ultimate showdown between Hogan and Cena. They trade punches. Cena gets booed after each punch, Hogan is cheered. Cena hits the Attitude Adjustment goes for the pin...1....2....Hogan kicks out! He's hulking up! Cena's punches have no effect. Hogan hits the big boot, then the leg drop. Here's the pin....1....2....Cena kicks out! Unbelievable! The referee is then knocked out. Out of no where, Vince McMahon comes walking down the aisle. He throws a chair in the ring but Cena won't use it. Cena is looking at Vince, when Hogan hits Cena with the chair! The ref is still out while Hogan is covering Cena. Vince comes into the ring and kicks Hogan. Hogan jumps out to go after Vince but Cena grabs Hogan and puts him in the STF. Vince orders the time keeper to ring the bell and the match is over?? Vince has done it again! He's screwed someone at Survivor Series! This time it's Hulk Hogan!

Winners: Team Cena (John Cena sole survivor)

Match #8

Team Styles (AJ Styles, Samoa Joe, Daniels, Abyss and Hernandez) vs. Team Rated RKO (Randy Orton, Edge, CM Punk and The Legacy)

WWE needs this match to end the night even with TNA. CM Punk eliminates Daniels and we then see a showdown between two real life best friends in Punk and Joe. Joe hits the Muscle Buster and pins Punk. Orton RKO's Joe and he's gone. AJ hits the Pele kick on Orton who is then Border Tossed by Hernandez. Orton is eliminated in a huge surprise. Legacy does a number on Abyss and take him out. We're down to AJ Styles and Hernandez vs. Edge and Legacy. Hernandez eliminates Cody Rhodes to even things up. Edge hits a spear on AJ! The TNA Champion is gone! Super-Mex goes on a rampage and pins Ted DiBiase. Hernandez has the match won when, all of a sudden, a masked man enters the ring and hits Hernandez with a lead pipe. Edge hits the spear and gets the win. After the match the masked man is revealed to be Booker T! Booker T has screwed over his former company!

Winners: Team Rated RKO (Edge sole survivor)

The night ends with TNA and WWE winning four matches apiece. How would the night end if you booked this pay-per-view. Which teams would win? Let me know in the comments section.

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